“Hellooo my shady people! You know what time it is — grab your tea, grab your wine, or grab your mama’s Tupperware full of potato salad, because we’re about to serve it hot tonight on Talking Shhh Tonight with your girl, Shady Shay Shay.
And babyyyy, Lake Charles, Louisiana has been cutting up again! Mmm-hmm. The police down there got more drama than a Tyler Perry season finale. We got nightclub takedowns, bullets flying, Mardi Gras meltdowns… and yes, receipts. I got videos, I got statements, and I got the tea the sheriff don’t want you to sip.
But remember y’all — I don’t make the news… I just make it shady.”
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